I will send chills down your spine when you realise how cold my heart is. I used to be noisy, but I've quietened down now.

You'll automatically love me. I want to go up the gears and turn on the speed. Looking a heavy relationship, with some serious weight.

Rare with surprising qualities. Ambitious expectations for multiple partners. Looking for a minimum five-year commitment. Currently unavailable.

A bit of a wolf in sheep's clothing. Price conscious and sensitive. Looking for accountant-types to discuss Benefit In Kind and personal taxation.

Some call me ugly, I make a bad first impression. Likes to cause controversy - I've always been better than everyone else. Call me Daddy.

Say what you like about me, I am unbreakable. Sticks and stones will break my bones but people all over the world still love me.

Always one of the popular kids. Has toned down and improved with age. Rugged and resilient. Particularly likes builders and other workmen.

Petite, attractive and comes from a big family. Born again, and back better than before. Limited career options but full of great ideas.

I'm a dreamer. I have plenty of tricks up my sleeve and I'll make you change your ways with my heart.

My name suggests I'm Italian, but you'll find I'm as reliable as they come. I won't pull any heavy weights but I'm up for everything else.

I'm loud, noisy and a whole load of fun. I've certainly got the power.

I want to prove to you that I can be just as good as my name suggests. I am quality. I am durable. I am reliable. Give me a chance and let me prove it...

I'm a triplet, and definitely the odd one out. We're very competitive but I like to think I have the edge over them.

I have a certain appeal you didn't realise you truly valued. Others may look nice, but I'm the one you really wanted.

I don't know my limits and want to prove everyone wrong. A smooth operator. I start the day on nearly on empty but treat me right and I'll always finish.

Completely crazy, a real niche interest. Hoping to leave you with wild hair and wet trousers. Not willing to travel far.

I like to think I'm an expert at what I do. The truth is I've been off my game recently but I'm now ready for a new challenge and to take the world on.

Used to carry a bit of weight. Versatile. I have one key hidden advantage with a spring in my step. Like the three bears, you'll find me just right.

I've made big improvements and am a much cleaner than I used to be. My favourite song is Snap - I've Got The Power, because it's all about me.

You'll forget my name but don't think of me as anonymous. Once you experience my talents you, and everyone else, won't be able to do without me.

Competitive and not short of a few tricks. Hoping to be a trend setter. Looking for a comfortable ride. Happy to get dirty or keep things clean.

You won't find me in the UK, but learn a little more about me and you'll soon wish I was.

I'm the real deal. I'm macho. I'm tough. I'm the prime cut. Pay the price and get the best. I'm worth it.

Recently retired, high flyer. Always in good trim and eager to impress. Strong, hardworking. Ideal for those with expensive taste.

Looking for new extreme challenges. Loves the very cold weather. Thinks a reindeer would make the perfect house pet.

I shouldn't be underestimated. I want to prove to you I'm better than all of the others.

Third generation Italian aristocracy. All my investments have paid off and you can't help but like the new me. Split personality issues.

Loud and unsophisticated. Enjoys being in on the joke, but rarely is. Lacks charm and occasionally scary. A bit of a copycat.

For the right person I can be very uplifting, but beware because I reach tipping point quickly and then everything comes out.

A role model with international acclaim. You'll find me everywhere soon. Multi-talented, but likes to be subtle.

My family sent me out in to the world at an early age to bring them success. I want to be with an executive, but really I'll be comfortable with anyone.

I sound familiar, but you won't have met me before. I'm totally fresh and a maverick. But I hope you'll find me interesting and reliable.

I won't rock the boat, I like to think of myself as Mr Reliable. You can put all your money on me. Golf is a huge part of my life.

I turn heads and everyone can't help but look. I'm sporty-looking, but I promise I won't take things too fast.

Overly familiar and a firm favourite with everyone. Now hit maturity. Don't put me out to pasture just yet.

I'm like the Royal Family. Outwardly British with German relatives. Really though, I'm proper working class with British Bulldog and St George's Cross tattoos.

I just keep getting better and better. You'll love my drive and I'll be your automatic choice.

You know my name even if you don't recognise me any more. Looking to move abroad and make a success of myself.

I come from a noble family with a great reputation, but I'm somewhat of a misfit. Don't judge me by what you've heard. A lot has changed about me.

Modern and stylish but tried and tested underneath. Family orientated and looking to create a dynasty. As good on the inside as on the out.

Forward thinking. Loves to experiment with new things and push boundaries. Prefers small gatherings of people and living in the city.

I used to be quirky and an individual. Now I'd like to appeal to everyone. I'm reliable and predictable, and now even more attainable.

An electric little number with distinctive looks. Probably one you won't want to take home to your mother. Looking for someone special. Singles only.

I'm an identical twin, people know me as the big one. You won't believe how much I can carry - hoping to become an Olympic-level weight lifter.

Quiet and businesslike. I also like to regularly keep on top of my appearance. In many ways I'm an ideal partner.

Looking for a trendy twenty-something. Trying to prove I look good for my age. Smart and well turned out, even at 30.

Trying to be innovative to get your attention. Successful on the European stage, now more attractive to a UK audience. Can hide a lot below the surface.

Generous, so don't call me cheap. Looking to fill an empty space in my heart that was once big enough for a family.

I'm the breath of fresh air you were waiting for. An original thinker, but you can hardly consider me original anymore.

If you can't be first, just be better - and I am the best. My company is electric and I won't charge you for it either.

Experienced in safety. Considered a bit of a perfectionist and unwilling to change. Likes to make the first move and the finer things in life.

Good things come in small packages, so that must make me the best. We'll have fun together if you don't laugh at my name.

Awkward Middle Child, harbouring some resentment towards bigger brother. Getting used to being second best amongst family and friends.

Vertically challenged but designed for underground living. Relaxed and easygoing. My best bits are under the bonnet.

Everyone knows me as the tough guy, but I've become softer and more relaxed recently. I'm still tough though. Really tough. Tougher than before in fact.

I'm a power professional that would relish a family environment as much as a being a lone wolf in the woods.

Two's company and three's a crowd, and what a crowd we are. We are the best you'll find on the market. You'll happily live a life of luxury with any one of us. That is, if you can afford us....

No yoga for me, I'm agile enough without it. Always well connected. I like to copy my closest friends, but am all the better because of it.

Angular good-looks with a chiseled and destinctive rear. Often a bit stressed. You'll find me adequate without ever being exciting.

Strong and silent type, I won't make too much of a fuss. I'll get the job done and keep you happy, while holding back the best of me from everyone else.

Everyone wants to be me, or be with me. I think I'm pretty perfect. I always finish first, because I start before everyone else does.

You'd never expect it, but secretlty we really like to get dirty occasionally. It's always the quiet ones that surprise you most.

Likes to talk, with multiple surprising personalities. Well proportioned, with a constant awkward smile on show.

Big is beautiful, but I'll be any size you want me to be. I may take a while to get going but I'm not built for speed.

Maths lover looking for financially savvy match. Originally from Romania but looking to travel across Europe. Cheap date.